Hetalia Ship Fans

• Gerita fans: Remember how they literally spend every waking
• second of their lives together?
• Spamano fans: Remember how sad Romano got when Spain left to fight England?
• Franada fans: Remember how France took in Canada even though nobody can see him?
• FrUk fans: Remember that one film line that said they love each other? Sexually.
• UsUk fans: Remember how sad England got when America fought for independance?
• Ameripan fans: Remember when America stayed at Japan's house and suggested to bathe together, even though it's not Western culture to share baths
• GiriPan fans: Remember how Greece always gets upset when Turkey tries to go near Japan?
• TurGre fans: Remember when they were kids and all?
• LietPol fans: Remember when Poland asked to see Liet's junk, and that other time when Liet stopped Prussia from executing Poland?
• DenNor fans: Remember when Den fought Sweden under impossible circumstances just to look cool in front of Norway?
• SuFin fans: Remember how they're married and adopted a kid?
• PruHun fans: Remember when Prussia helped Hungary discover her true self?
• AusHun fans: Remember how they literally spent years together fangasming over Chibitalia?
• RoChu fans: Remember how Russia used to stalk China?
• RoBel fans: Remember that time when Belarus cut down a door in order to get Russia to marry her? Oh wait.
• HongIce fans: Fuck you. Fuck you all.
• PruCan fans: YOU think you have it off bad??????
• Any ship fan involving minor characters that have probably only appeared in the manga: *distant sobbing*